Ceiling Fan Ticking

Heavens’ clocks?
Where’s the clock ?
Every one gets a clock when they are born, and it hangs on the wall in heaven throughout their entire life, ticking off the seconds until they arrive at the pearly gates.
Each time the owner commits a sin on Earth, the clocks’ big hand skips a minute as it counts down the moments the owner has left on earth.
All the clocks were in a row near the front gate when one political reporter arrived for his appointment with St Peter.
I can see all the rest of the political clocks, except for Bin Ladens’ said the man.
Oh, that’s not here at the moment said St Peter thoughtfully rubbing his chin, that one is on loan at the moment, there has been a scorching heatwave and I believe they are using Bin Ladens clock as a ceiling fan in hell.
Danny – you have a warped sense of humor. Are all Aussies the same as you? Or are you the One and Only, The Original?
Have you got a clock ticking up there? Or is your clock on loan, too?
Cheers from Florida, U.S.A.
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