Articles from April 2008



Ceiling Fan Joke

ceiling fan joke
funny joke, a little dirty?

Guy in a bar says, hey bartender if I can show you something amazing will you cover my tab tonight.
Bartender: sure (thinking he’s seen it all)
Guy opens a box that has man in a tuxedo not much bigger then a barbie doll. And a tiny grand piano. The tiny man starts playing wonderful music on the piano.
Bartender: holy crap, your tab is covered, where did you get that?
Guy: I have this magic orb it will grant anyone one wish.
Bartender: I will cover your tabs for a month if I can use that.
So the bartender grabs the orb & says “I wish for a million bucks”
Giant flash of light & smoke, then bar is filled w/ducks everywhere you look, on the bar, the pool tables, the ceiling fans, everywhere.
Bartender: What the @^$%^? I asked for a million bucks, not ducks, this is messed up.
Guy looks at him & says……….

Do you really think I asked for a 10″ pianist?

star if you like, & I know it isnt new, but it’s still funny.

very funny, made my day!

& a star for you!

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The Top Gifts for Your Officemates

The holiday season is upon us. Start thinking early about the gifts you can give your coworkers to enhance their sense of humor and their work cube or office.
Ergonomic Equipment
Give your officemate something they can use every day that will help their well-being. Promote a healthy work atmosphere by looking for the top <a href=http://www.cirque.com/uploads/products/ergonomic_mouse.html>ergonomic mouse</a> or desk chair. Perhaps they need a new keyboard or a wrist rest. Check your local office store for just the right item. Ergonomics are an important part of the workspace and many people might welcome the chance to upgrade.
Hardware
Think big. How about a new printer or a scanner with fancy <a href=http://www.cirque.com/uploads/technologies/character_recognition.html>character recognition</a> software. While these items may be a bit on the expensive side, they would be very well received. Looking to update that monitor – think flat screen. There are tons of ways that you could update an office environment if the budget is right!

USB

There are many fun USB gadgets now that you can find anywhere from Walmart to your local Brookstone. USB Coffee Warmers, beverage chill pads, fans or lights can be a welcome addition for laptop users. Smaller items such as a flash drive or new mouse can be a great gift if your budget is smaller. Check out the black Friday sales and you just might find yourself a good deal that can benefit the entire office. And, stock up for next year too.

For Fun

Then, there are simply things that are just fun. For those employees that might wrap your entire desk in tinfoil while you are away, here are some items that might be just perfect. Items abound online such as the portable sleeping cube which might promote a more productive work environment. Well, at least that’s what you can tell your boss. The stealth switch might be another fun gadget. It is a simple device that you tap with your foot to hide those games you might be playing during slow times. Then there is the three stage cubicle security system if you are trying to keep others out of your workspace.

Have some fun this year when you are shopping for your coworkers. If the budget is too small for most of the items listed above, think about bringing cookies or other baked goods into the office. The holidays are a perfect time to make that favorite cookie recipe you haven’t made since last year. And, what better place to share the sugar than at work. There are many creative ways to share the holiday joy at your office and it doesn’t’ have to be expensive. Don’t bust your budget to impress – get creative instead.

Ah, it’s holiday time again. A time when the lights are on the trees and the presents are underneath wrapped in sparkling paper with colorful ribbons. As you drive to and from work you might start to see more houses decorated. When you stop by the store on your way home you will find more aisles full of things only seen at Christmas and candies that make your mouth water. It is a fun time to hunt for a white elephant gift or the perfect gift for your dad. Brush off the stress and have fun looking for the ideal coworker gift – be creative and think of the unusual ways you can spread the holiday joy.

About the Author

About the Author: Rebecca Beckett is a freelance writer for Innuity. If you would like more information about ergonomic mouse or character recognition go to Cirque

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