Guy in a bar says, hey bartender if I can show you something amazing will you cover my tab tonight.
Bartender: sure (thinking he’s seen it all)
Guy opens a box that has man in a tuxedo not much bigger then a barbie doll. And a tiny grand piano. The tiny man starts playing wonderful music on the piano.
Bartender: holy crap, your tab is covered, where did you get that?
Guy: I have this magic orb it will grant anyone one wish.
Bartender: I will cover your tabs for a month if I can use that.
So the bartender grabs the orb & says “I wish for a million bucks”
Giant flash of light & smoke, then bar is filled w/ducks everywhere you look, on the bar, the pool tables, the ceiling fans, everywhere.
Bartender: What the @^$%^? I asked for a million bucks, not ducks, this is messed up.
Guy looks at him & says……….
Do you really think I asked for a 10″ pianist?
star if you like, & I know it isnt new, but it’s still funny.
very funny, made my day!
& a star for you!
Drunk Ceiling Fan Prank (Whacked Out Videos: Look Ma, No Brains)
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USB
There are many fun USB gadgets now that you can find anywhere from Walmart to your local Brookstone. USB Coffee Warmers, beverage chill pads, fans or lights can be a welcome addition for laptop users. Smaller items such as a flash drive or new mouse can be a great gift if your budget is smaller. Check out the black Friday sales and you just might find yourself a good deal that can benefit the entire office. And, stock up for next year too.
For Fun
Then, there are simply things that are just fun. For those employees that might wrap your entire desk in tinfoil while you are away, here are some items that might be just perfect. Items abound online such as the portable sleeping cube which might promote a more productive work environment. Well, at least that’s what you can tell your boss. The stealth switch might be another fun gadget. It is a simple device that you tap with your foot to hide those games you might be playing during slow times. Then there is the three stage cubicle security system if you are trying to keep others out of your workspace.
Have some fun this year when you are shopping for your coworkers. If the budget is too small for most of the items listed above, think about bringing cookies or other baked goods into the office. The holidays are a perfect time to make that favorite cookie recipe you haven’t made since last year. And, what better place to share the sugar than at work. There are many creative ways to share the holiday joy at your office and it doesn’t’ have to be expensive. Don’t bust your budget to impress – get creative instead.
Ah, it’s holiday time again. A time when the lights are on the trees and the presents are underneath wrapped in sparkling paper with colorful ribbons. As you drive to and from work you might start to see more houses decorated. When you stop by the store on your way home you will find more aisles full of things only seen at Christmas and candies that make your mouth water. It is a fun time to hunt for a white elephant gift or the perfect gift for your dad. Brush off the stress and have fun looking for the ideal coworker gift – be creative and think of the unusual ways you can spread the holiday joy.
Easy-to-use dehydrator for drying fruit, vegetables, herbs and jerky. Lay out jerky strips with ease. Includes spices and cure packets. U.S.A. Shape: Square, Watts: 700, Top Mount Fan: Yes, Tray included: 4, Adjustable Thermostat: Yes, Handle Type: Bale, Exterior Color: White, Dimensions L x W x H (in.): 14 1/2 x 14 1/2 x 10…
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Our best-selling My Book external drive is an elegant, high-capacity storage solution for all the chapters of your digital life. Our latest edition now features visual, easy-to-use, automatic, continuous backup software and drive lock security protection. At last, beauty, brains, and simplicity together. Elegant design. This book-like shape takes up minimal space on your desk and a…
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The Coleman(r) 40-qt thermo-electric cooler with a power supply offers a multi-position shelf/divider and lets you store a lot of little things or a few big things. The adjustable door opens on the right or left side and is easy-to-open in tight places. Molded handles allow for comfortable lifting and carrying and the roomy interior can hold 2-liter bottles upright….
April 30, 2008
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